Who the flip discontinues size small?

I'm trying to buy my dream motorcycle jacket and just got off the phone with one of the sales agents.

"I'm sorry, it looks like "X" company no longer makes this style in a small. They go from extra-small straight to medium."

What the flip???

So, my options are:

A. Chop off my left arm and shoulder so I can fit into an extra small


OR


B. Grow an extra two inches on each shoulder, get chest implants and gain an extra ten pounds so I fit into a medium


Again, I ask, who the flip discontinues size small??!!