Note to all those wannabe rappers and gangstas out there....
Yes, you look very tough. The ball cap turned sideways, gold chains down to your belly button, white t-shirt so big you could drown in it and the baggy jeans pulled so low I'm surprised they haven't fallen down, are all very convincing. I am quaking in my boots (ok, high heels). Really. I am.
Being such a tough guy must take a lot of concentration - so much so that you failed to realize one crucial fact - your jeans are pulled so low that when you sit down/stand up the whole subway car can see your hairy backside. Yeah. Your macho guy image popped faster than an balloon poked with a needle.
Please, if you insist on playing the rapper/gangsta - invest in a belt. After all, who's going to take you seriously if your backside gets you more attention than all the gangsta logos and bling on your front side? You're lucky some grandmother didn't tan your hide with her cane...now wouldn't that have ruined your tough guy image.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
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5 comments:
sounds like you had an incident on the subway. Good view though.
No, it wasn't a good view. Unfortunately it hasn't happened just once either. The "jeans-down-to-the-knees" fever seems to have inflicted the majority of the rapper/gangsta population in Vienna. I suggest you go get vaccinated before it spreads to North America.
BTW alias - glad to see you're back.
hahaha. I know a few such invididuals around here, too. Yesterday Danny (2 years old) was even sporting that style. He was walking on his pant cuffs, his diaper was hanging down, too... it IS an epidemic! Gotta love plumber's crack. ewww.
Ran out of heating oil sometime yesterday. No wonder the house isn't warming up. brrrr. One luck we have a gas fireplace. At least we have some heat source (smile).
All the best - keep blogging!
*sigh*
Well spoken!
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